The Captain

History
The Captain was born to two loving parents aboard the German ship the H.M.S Bismark. Amazingly enough the Bismark had not yet even been constructed, making this feat even more impressive. To top it all off the Bismark shouldn't even have been tagged as a H.M.S vessel as it belonged to the third reich at the time. As a Baby the Captain was born with a birthmark in the shape of an Anchor and a full head of already greying hair.

The Captain spent his childhood learning the ways of Naval leadership from his father and learning about the world from the Parrot-person known as Crackboi. When he was eight he orchestrated the doomed Warsaw uprising. An act that weighs heavily on his soul.

The Commodore was killed when his ship the H.M.S Sinkyboat was blown up off the coast of Malta, leaving the Captain with only Crackboi as a father figure. The two participated in many wars of the cold war era. Most notably throughout Asia.

The Captain and Crackboi participated heavily in covert operations within the Korean war and even more secretly behind Chinese borders. During that time they committed so many breaches of the Geneva convention that I can't even bear to write them here. This continued throughout Vietnam and beyond. The Captain received the Medal of Honour and the Victoria's Cross, but he is still scarred by the things he witnessed.

During their time in China the pair stumbled upon the Fountain of Youth. Crackboi had no use of it but the Captain bathed within it, granting him years well beyond his lifespan. Shortly after he urinated within the waters, forever tainting the blessed pool.

Relationships
Crackboi - Crackboi is a Parrot person who found himself in the service of the Admiral for many years before the Admiral assigned him to look after his Grandson. The Captain and Crackboi have committed many atrocities in the name of peace.

Soup - Soup is the son of Crackboi. He and the Captain have a good working relationship.

Woman't - The Captain was originally distrustful of Woman't, but has learned to trust her.

Robin - Many years back, whilst in port and rather drunk the Captain had a wild night with a fiery red-headed carpenter. She doesn't recognize him, and it's probably best it stays that way.

Quotes
"Linus you're not a 'wild man' you're a hobo! Go fuck yourself! Happy Birthday."

Trivia

 * 1) The Captain often claims to be younger than he is, most frequently claiming that he is only sixty-four. Astute observers would realise that would mean he was born after the Korean war, so it must be a fallacy.